We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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