Quick, to the slutcave!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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