Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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