on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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