a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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