Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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