Taylor Swift is so right about you.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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