Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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