Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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