so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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