yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
