You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Me. At least after what I've been through.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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