You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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