You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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