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Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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