Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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