i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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