I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Buhtt sex?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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