Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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