I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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