am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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