how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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