Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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