I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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