We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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