My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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