Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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