i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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