I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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