Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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