Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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