Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Randomize
