no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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