What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
