On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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