Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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