I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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