talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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