What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
this just has baby written all over it
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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