You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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