white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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