My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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