i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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