I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
The adults are the big ones right?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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