if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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