I heard we made out
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
This is my gift to your gina
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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