I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He passed out mid-signature
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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