im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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