he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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