so explain again why im purple
no
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
